Bedtime is Such an Asshole

Bedtime is Such an Asshole

One of these days they’ll put themselves to bed and I’ll miss it so much.


I’ll watch all the Orange is the New Black {when it comes out} uninterrupted, in a clean house, while eating vegan sushi and enjoying wine and I won’t have to share anything.

I’ll say to Brandon, “Remember when we had to do bedtime?”

To which he’ll reply, “Yeah, that was bullshit.”

And we’ll laugh and laugh because we’ll be happy we don’t have to do it.

And then….then we will get sleep, too.

One day.

Solidarity friends.

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