Why go to the health club and get on a treadmill, exercise bike, elliptical trainer, or a tiny track circling the weight room when you can take the kids to the park and wear out both their asses and yours in one fell swoop! Introducing “Tag,” the classic game of “Catch me if you can!” that is sure to tucker…
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Bedtime is Such an Asshole
One of these days they’ll put themselves to bed and I’ll miss it so much. JUST KIDDING! I’ll watch all the Orange is the New Black {when it comes out} uninterrupted, in a clean house, while eating vegan sushi and enjoying wine and I won’t have to share anything. I’ll say to Brandon, “Remember when we had to do bedtime?”…